Saturday, September 5, 2009

Pastor Jeff Dravenstott takes the fall for his Family Ministry Group!!!
Notice the style and technique and the use of the bowling lane!!!
He said it was hard getting back up because the lane was oily !!!

We love you Pastor Jeff !!!
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.

Here are some of the results:
God is like BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles.
God is like a FORD He's got a better idea.
God is like COKE He's the real thing.
God is like HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best.
God is like TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
God is like GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life.
God is like SEARS He has everything.
God is like ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him.
God is like SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
God is like DELTA He's ready when you are.
God is like ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him.
God is likeVO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather.
God is like Maxwell House. . . Good to the very last drop
God is like. Bounty. ... .. . He is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the tough jobs. . and He won't fall apart on you

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